@Gooooats: My Eight Year Old: Why do I have to learn cursive?
Me: Literally no reason at all.
@hpb777: 6yo wants to "have a conversation" with the class bully's parents. Either he's mature beyond his years or he's a mobster.
@rivetingbonmots: There is no "I" in the word "team," but I don't think that means anything about team work. That's just how it's spelled.
@Inconsteveable: Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
@DurtMcHurtt: [dinner at brother's house]
"So where are the kids?"
Brother: I grounded them.
*spits out meatloaf*
DOC: A fear of clowns is not that uncommon
ME: No, a fear of clones
DOC: Oh…that seems irrational
OTHER ME: That's what I said