@DeanOkay: My electric car is getting a service, so I have to drive an acoustic one.
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@Home_Halfway: COMEDY FAN: Ugh their set was only 95% new material, lame MUSIC FAN: Oh man I hope they play my favorite song that they've played 71,000 times
@NickSchug: Just once in movies when someone gently shuts a dead person's eyes I want them to whisper "Ew, ew, ew, ew." while doing it.
@donni: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Do you know why I stopped? *silence* *a saxophone wails in the distance*