@nigburt: My electric toothbrush broke so now I have to use my acoustic one
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@TheTweetOfGod: Heaven is like arriving at Disneyland. Hell is like still being at Disneyland three weeks later.
@Lexactly: The problem with seducing someone via text, is you sometimes end up wrapping your warm moth, or mother around his troubling clock
@iNusku: I had this one night stand, and the next morning I felt so guilty I bought another one for the other side of the bed.