@KrunkedRobot: My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
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@DropsNoPanties: Barista: Did you hear Netflix is raising its price $2 a month? Me: Ridiculous! I won't pay it! B: here's your coffee. $12.32 M: thank you
@Papa_Mex: Me? Yes, of course I have feelings! Last Sunday, for example, I dropped a piece of bacon on the floor. I just stared and cried for 18 mins
@zachreinert03: What i do in my bedroom is my business, what I do in your bedroom ok I guess that's your business