@KrunkedRobot: My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
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@silent_musings: I have an oven with a 'stop time' button. It's probably meant to be 'stop timer' but I don't touch it, just in case.
@TheThomason: Finally got the "Josh Duggar is good" neck tattoo I've wanted for years, now let me just read today's news as I take a large sip of water...
@Social_Mime: Gandhi would go on fasts for weeks and remain peaceful. I go 3 hours without eating and I'm yelling at dust.