@Kirangandhi: My english teacher was a fan of CAPITAL punishment. She despised small letters
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@RandomlyMJ: 8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ
@junejuly12: When I see a man with long fingernails, my first thought is wizard My second thought is virgin wizard
@davedittell: ZOMBIE MOM: Brains for dinner! TEEN ZOMBIE: Again?!? [slamming bedroom door] I wish I was alive!!