@Mr_Kapowski: My entire working knowledge of automotive repair is derived from the song "The Wheels on the Bus"
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@13spencer: I work in the entertainment industry, so the only way I could lie more is if I worked in politics.
@meganamram: Show me on this doll where the bad man gave you a skewed perspective of a female body
@ArfMeasures: DATE: I'm a historian, I love the mediaeval era ME: [trying to impress her] *dies at 28*
@HorribleDancer: Just once, I want someone to kick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter.