@Mr_Kapowski: My entire working knowledge of automotive repair is derived from the song "The Wheels on the Bus"
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@inojperez: "It's our third date and you still wear that shirt?" Honey, this all they have in prison.
@Home_Halfway: Sometimes I'll go to a grocery store and rotate all of the Tide detergents 90 degrees and yell "THE TIDES HAVE TURNED!" until I'm kicked out
@SondraDeeMe: ME: I have the blood of my enemies on my face and hands BF: That’s salsa [last taco on my plate is visibly shaking]