@Mr_Kapowski: My entire working knowledge of automotive repair is derived from the song "The Wheels on the Bus"
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@IncrediblyRich: All you people who chose "The Real" or "Official" before your Twitter handle really thought ahead of the game there. Well done, guys.
@chrisdelia: Hey girls, you are not a "mommy" just because you own a dog. You have to have a kid to be a mommy. If you are a mommy, then I am a dragon.
@okay_andi: Make sure to make eye contact with the hottest person in the room as you stuff a burrito into your mouth
@POTerritory: The only thing more predictable than the conspiracy theories is some people's inability to distinguish Indonesia from Malaysia. #AirAsia