@Kyle_Lippert: My ex and I would role play from time to time. She would dress up as a teacher and call my mother to tell her that I ate the Crayons again.
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@ItsLaTourette: It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing
@: I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like--it was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
@UNTRESOR: If a tree falls in the woods it should break into a light jog so it looks like it did it on purpose.