@BwanaChris: My ex asked me what would make her new shoes look more sexy. "Give them to your sister," was apparently a relationship breaking answer
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@Karate_Horse: You can sign up for as many karate classes as you want there is literally no one monitoring this
@Cherbearxo: I promised my trainer that I'd set a gym schedule I would commit to regularly. So, now every time there's a lunar eclipse I work out.
@KateWhineHall: I don't care what anybody says, my six hours of Black Friday shopping saved me at least $7.50.