@BwanaChris: My ex asked me what would make her new shoes look more sexy. "Give them to your sister," was apparently a relationship breaking answer
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@Marlebean: [outside a blazing house] Firefighter: ... Me: ... Firefighter: ... Me: ... There was a spider.
@Parentpains: It's actually pretty easy to win an argument with a woman when you wait until she's not around to have it.
@ch000ch: date: where did u get that, i don't see that on the menu me: (biting into my corn on the cob) i bring my own corn on the cob
@CherBear162: I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym.