@BwanaChris: My ex asked me what would make her new shoes look more sexy. "Give them to your sister," was apparently a relationship breaking answer
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@wilnettleton: "Last Christmas" is a strange song. It's been 12 months and we're just now addressing this situation?
@50NerdsofGrey: 'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
@thevickster_sa: Staring out into the horizon.. Me: this is so peaceful, tranquil & romantic [Bf holding up a stuffed lion] Bf:Ah zabenya za dabib du da