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@BellaBurnley: My ex bf called me today. I answered by screaming "HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!" and hung up.

Should make him wonder a lil bit.

My ex bf called me today. I answered by screaming “HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!” and hung up. 

Should make him wonder a lil bit.

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