@zachreinert03: My ex claimed I had a 'hero' complex, but whatever I think wearing my underwear on the outside of my pants is a bold & brave fashion choice
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@eye_spyder: You hear about that roman ruler who found the fountain of youth? Emperor constant teen.
@bydanielvictor: I feel so bad for people who don’t like sports. They never experience the thrill of maybe being happy once every 10-20 years