@holymolynicole: My ex didn't realize 'cheat day' only meant he could eat whatever FOOD he wanted.
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@iwearaonesie: 9: I'm going to live with you guys forever me: I don't ever want to hear those words come out of your mouth again
@summerofbenny: I have a huge gash in my forehead. I'm going to assume I got up in the middle of the night, fought some crime, and went back to bed.
@BlindChow: *uses Oujia board* ＳＭＥＬＬＳ ＬＩＫＥ ＵＰＤＯＧ me: what's updog? ＮＯＴ ＭＵＣＨ, ＤＯＧ, ＪＵＳＴ ＡＢＯＵＴ ＴＯ ＰＯＳＳＥＳＳ ＹＯＵＲ ＣＡＴ me: what cat: what
@ThisOneSayz: The Force can make you lift a spaceship out of the swamp, but proper sentence structure teaching, it can not.