@protolalia: My ex DM'd me to say I'm acting creepy then unfollowed me. Luckily, I have his password so I just refollowed myself and told him he's wrong.
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@johnroderick: Planning to edit the three Hobbit movies into one watchable movie. Should I use Instagram or Vine?
@slimmy_shady: My neighbour hit the post reversing out of the driveway. He hit the poor man delivering it too.
@cigarin: I don't just talk to myself. I talk to myself, get in a debate, lose, and then refuse to speak to myself for the rest of the day.