@protolalia: My ex DM'd me to say I'm acting creepy then unfollowed me. Luckily, I have his password so I just refollowed myself and told him he's wrong.
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@Swishergirl24: Parenting is all about multitasking. Like trying to brush your teeth while you're rock climbing.