@BadaBinge: My ex gf came from the land down under, no not Australia, Hell.
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@DannyMcH2O: Some homophobic guys are scared that a dude might hit on 'em. If a chick wouldn't hit on you, neither would a dude. Ugliness is universal.
@Aimiekins: You enter. "I've been expecting you," I say from behind the massive swivel chair. I put too much leg into turning around & spin for 5 mins.
@KKAlThani: My biggest fear is laughing at a joke I didn't understand and someone asks me to explain it to them.