@BadaBinge: My ex gf came from the land down under, no not Australia, Hell.
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@Burger_Time_: [as one million ants are carrying me out of my bed to toward their cavern to eat me alive] please let me feed my neopets first
@bergified: Send me your home address and I'll mail you a personal drawing of your favorite animal as long as its a buffalo.
@AlexReekie: There’s plenty more fish in the sea “Actually we’ve 5% the tuna we once had. 10% of sharks. 5% of cod” I’m bad at consoling dumped friends