@BadaBinge: My ex gf came from the land down under, no not Australia, Hell.
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@GrantTanaka: coworker: [talking about having children] me: aww man I can't have children coworker: why me: because I hate them
@TheSharona06: At the grocery store, buying 6 of the same item Cashier: Are these good? Me: No. I'm buying all of them just to save others from suffering