@BadaBinge: My ex gf came from the land down under, no not Australia, Hell.
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@Cheeseboy22: I just pulled two buckets that were stuck together apart by myself, so someone might want to let the guy that recruits Avengers know.
@redherringbear: Back in college, I used to hang a sock on the doorknob when I wanted to signal my roommate that I had no idea how to fold laundry.
@Fred_Delicious: [2 detectives are at a murder scene] "my god Wilkins. Are you thinking what im thinking?" ... "a lasagne driving a car?" "Exactly"