@P1ssed_K1d: My ex-girlfriend had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more evil. I still don't know how much she charges him though
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@Jacob_Swift16: Me: do you want to hear what happened to the last guy who threatened me? Bumper cars operator: i meant your time is up, like for the ride
@NintenDom: My favourite part about playing video games is probably thwarting evil. You never get to thwart anything in real life. I like to thwart.
@bwebster76: Saw a bumper sticker today that said Choose Life. I can think of 10 other cereals I'd choose first.
@robotrowboat: Starting to think that adult supervision is a myth. In fact, my eyes seem to be getting worse.