@MindyFurano: my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)
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@SlabBaconBP: I hate when I accidentally say "I love you" instead of "I'm biologically driven to want to reproduce with you & I'm temporarily delusional"
@tdwyer618: The world would be a better place if we all got along like the "Price is Right" audience.
@GrandadJFreeman: Most girls: "I hangout with guys, there's less drama." Me: "I hangout by myself. There's no drama & I don't have to wear pants."
@tchrquotes: Ate my wife's chocolates & said they were coffee flavored because she doesn't like those but guess what guys they weren't coffee flavored.