@THEDUTHCHESS: My ex husbands Voicemail was a trick one where he'd say "Hello Hello, so you think he'd answered and that's why he's dead.
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@LindaInDisguise: I just opened a marketing email from Fitness magazine and my computer died laughing.
@jake_lach: Apparently, if she's refused to speak to you for two days your text should not be 'Why are you mad again?'
@louisvirtel: The worst scene in La La Land is when Emma Stone gives Ryan Gosling permission to save jazz because she already solved racism in The Help.