@JUSTLisandra: My ex is coming to town tomorrow so I have to lose fifty pounds by morning.
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@3sunzzz: I think the implication that you might want to share your Kit Kat with 3 friends seems unreasonable.
@ajax06: My favorite thing to say to old people is, "When I was your age I didn't believe in reincarnation either".
@Heather2Go: I have the body of a 25-year-old girl, a 25-year-old who has recently been eaten by a 40-year-old bear.
@Maxine12333: The only way I'd get within six feet of some people is if I'm standing on their grave.