@ColoradoCrow: My ex is fat!!! Yay...I win!!!
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@nice_mustard: what if you thought you had met your soul mate but then you saw them put mayonnaise on a hotdog
@juskewitch: If you're in a clown posse, you don't need to tell us you're insane. We know. Nobody's thinking you're an emotionally stable clown posse.
@10InchesPlus: On the bright side, every moment Bieber spends Tweeting is a moment he isn't spending recording or performing music.