@MrSandeepP: My ex is going to make some guy very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time.
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@RuthePhoenix: Ever miss somebody so much that you wonder why you became a sniper in the first place?
@Carbosly: When people ask me how old I am, I always say 45. They all think I look AMAZING for my age.
@DoogieHorner: Dogs are "practice babies" and cats are "practice ex-girlfriends you still have to share an apartment with."
@markleggett: I don't see any former child prodigies/spelling bee champions solving any of the world's problems. Thanks for nothing, you little burn-outs.