@MrSandeepP: My ex is going to make some guy very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time.
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@LuvPug: I think it would be totes adorbz if I throat punched you the next time you say 'totes adorbz'
@tastefactory: "It's gonna taste really good." - excerpt from the guide What To Expect When You're Expecting Pizza
@jaslakhmna: My boyfriend said it would be nice if once in a while he woke up to breakfast in bed... I put his bed in the kitchen...
@Jenny4ashley: SORRY I GOT IN THE VAN AND ATE ALL OF THE CANDY AND NOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ME.