@mindintheshadow: My ex is looking for a job but I don't think satan is retiring anytime soon so I suppose she'll be unemployed for a while.
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@InternetHippo: [my alma mater, the school that took fifty thousand dollars from me, scores a point in the basketball tournament] me: WOOOOOOO
@HeyZeus666: Sorry I said your baby looks like the anti-Christ. I meant to say she looks like her mother.
@noog: "911 what's ur emergency" This guy's not breathing "Did u send him ur vibes?" Yes I been sending em "I'm sending some too" Okay he good now