@Vice_Queen: My ex is such a loser that if there was a competition for the world's biggest loser, he'd still only win 2nd place.
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@Darlainky: My teen son complained that the house was too cold. I suggested that cleaning his room would warm him up. All of a sudden, he's not cold.
@notfaizzy: I knew this girl, she's really deep; she'd always find a reason to preach about how size does matter...
@yonewt: I know someone who puts raisins in meatballs so don't even try to talk to me about psychos