@TampaBayMomma: My ex left me for an attorney. It makes me smile every day to know he hasn't won an arguement for 15 years.
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@Paxochka: People who say "life doesn't come with a set of instructions" obviously haven't heard of the Kama Sutra.
@JimmerThatisAll: It's raining men because the aliens are returning the abductees in the most compelling way possible.
@skickwriter: I've already had 3 people ask if I have enough wine to last me through the hurricane. Beginning to think I may have a reputation.
@man_spach: When my cats look out the window at another cat I like to pretend they're judging and disparaging it with little British accents.