@Feenohmenal: My ex said he would die for me. All I'm saying is, it was his suggestion.
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@caribbeankris: I've kept my tamagotchi alive for the past 15 years, so yeah Mom, I know what it's like to raise an "ungrateful little prick"
@Tmoney68: If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my biggest concern would be how much my airport parking bill would be.
@TonyWIVK: BREAKING: Cat inherits $300,000 from former owner. The cat has requested the money in cash so he can push it off a table.