@HeyoShellz: My ex says he's dating someone new but according to his Instagram she's a sandwich
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@LoveYoorFate: The block button is just the adult version of sticking your fingers in your ears and repeating "I can't hear you" over and over
@AimeeHelene1: *yells at husband* I can't make it fit! It won't fit! Him: Just turn it a little. Me: *screams in excitement* We finished the puzzle!!
@BuckyIsotope: CULT LEADER: join our cult ME: no thanks CULT LEADER: we believe Air Bud was a documentary ME: I'm listening