@chagger73: My ex told me I'd never find another woman like her. nnI don't think she was expecting the high 5 and happy dance I did right after.
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@OkieGirl405: My favorite people are the ones that like to pass judgement on others because they have obviously lead a perfect life
@merewillis: My husband showed me beautiful flowers on his phone & said, "Look, I got you some flowers." So I put them in a vase of water. #LastLaugh
@Spaziotwat: [Last Supper] Jesus:"We need 13 chairs please" Judas:"But chairs don't fall into common usage until the 16th century AD" Jesus:"AD?"
@AnkCoupleTO: Embrace her crazy and she'll love you forever or until she kills you, whichever comes first