@craiguito: My ex used to say there was one person for everyone. I didn't realise he planned to be that person
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@Rollmaninoz: *school reunion* Guy: Reporter is cool I spose. I became a doctor so I could actually help people ya know Clark Kent: *fist clenched* mmm hm
@djdarrellripley: It's true. Parents that use drugs, have kids that use drugs. So, there's an important lesson here... Don't have kids.
@SaxMouse: When you get to jail, challenge the biggest, baddest guy in there to rock, paper, scissors in front of all his friends
@PAPPADEMAS: shame on Kellyanne Conway for attempting to politicize the Bowling Green massacre, in which I was killed