@CA_Country: My ex was an absolute treasure and by treasure I mean you'll need a shovel and map to find him.
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@Eightinchgoat: My son asked me what language they speak in England. This would have been cute if he wasn't 20 ... And in college.
@GrandadJFreeman: That walk of shame when you fail at throwing a ball of paper into the garbage.
@BrainFumbles: [throws dirty diaper away] - OMG WHAT R U DOING?! - it's gross im not touching that - GET THE BABY OUT OF THE TRASH & CHANGE IT! - ugh, fine