@CA_Country: My ex was an absolute treasure and by treasure I mean you'll need a shovel and map to find him.
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@TheMongoose69: When I push a door that clearly says pull, it serves as a harsh reminder that I'd make a terrible midwife.
@seamussaid: hey Disney-Pixar here's an idea maybe make a movie where the daughter ACTUALLY LISTENS TO HER FATHER
@AintNoFamily: I can't wait to stick my descriptive adjective all up in your noun until you verb all over my face.