@Jcsbeatpage: My Ex? Yea I'd still hit that.........WITH A CAR
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@leahlovescheez: My gynecologist recognized me at the grocery store, so I guess I need to start wearing longer skirts.
@Home_Halfway: BOSS: Okay, let's do this. What names are you pitching? COWORKER: Hannah Montana ME: Assapoopshits Massachusetts BOSS: Michael you're fired
@drunktweets81: I just called to get my credit score and I heard laughing in the background. Sounds like a cool place to work.
@BradBroaddus: Some guy just passed toilet paper under the stall without me even asking. I'm not sure if he is a pervert or a wizard.