@Jcsbeatpage: My Ex? Yea I'd still hit that.........WITH A CAR
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@Reverend_Scott: *rubs lamp* *genie comes out* You get 3 wishes. Just no wishing for more wishes. "I wish for more genies." I SAID NO WI- oooh, you're good.
@mattZillaaaa: I don't mean to brag but I've perfected the confused look whenever my credit cards get declined
@YourAnMoron: Judge "Why are you divorcing her?" Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*