@Jcsbeatpage: My Ex? Yea I'd still hit that.........WITH A CAR
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@iAmDelFreaky: Me: Here you go. Her: WTF? Me: It's the genital mold you wanted. Her: I said gelatin mold! Me: *waddles away with pants around ankles*
@Crunk_Jews: You can tell a lot about a person by what they're willing to do during conjugal visits.
@ThRealBallsDeep: *Makes sure the new girl at work sees how much pineapple I eat at lunch* *winks*