@QwertyJones3: My excitement about your Indian food is largely dependent on your pronunciation of "cumin".
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@DaddyJew: Oh, your kid gets straight A's at school? That's cool. My son knows exactly what to do in case of a zombie apocalypse.
@badbanana: Idea: Like Google Glass, but a necklace or something that projects a website onto the face of the person talking to you.
@ScorpionDong: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain streaking" [pilot darts out of the cockpit completely naked]