@SomthinBoutSara: My exes dying words were, "you're obviously in one of your moods"
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@SaltyCorpse: My son got a Country Boy sticker for his truck. I wrote "but I live on a golf course and I'm afraid of cows" under it bc I don't like lies.
@Marlebean: I don't care if you're 30 or 50, sometimes I'll flirt with you. -"I'm 21." Omg eww, get away from me!