@WilliamAder: My existential crisis began when I realized there is no "I" in "me."
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@thenoahkinsey: I shouldn't play with Legos? It says "Ages 7 & Up". 30 is higher than 7. Instead of calling me immature, you need to go take a math class.
@SilleVio: Joined a street protest. Suddenly a shot, panic and everybody started running. 3 hours and a gold medal later I realised it was a marathon
@Carbosly: I like to write all my death threat letters in Comic Sans. I find it lightens the mood.