@youngestneil: My extra sensitive toothpaste cries when I don't brush my teeth
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@imlaurenmcguire: I like that all the Ikea instructions illustrations always assume I have a friend.
@amydillon: Cereal is a satisfying way to start the day if you're having another breakfast within 45 minutes.
@imdaintyaf: Stop fussing over whether the glass is half full or half empty and just marvel at the fact that I managed to produce that much discharge.