@senderblock23: My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.
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@SlabBaconBP: Could you Christian rock singers please invest in a thesaurus. I think God is fully aware by now that you think he is "great" and "awesome."
@retardedwriter: Never understood the desperation behind placing ur order in English at KFC/McD. Heard a guy practicing his order while sanding in the queue.
@iGreenMonk: Wish there was a pill I could put in a girl's drink, that would make her do my taxes.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Kanye West says he's the Michael Jordan of music. If he's talking about the time when Michael Jordan was playing baseball, I totally agree.