@senderblock23: My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.
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@AudreyPorne: "Sexy role play.. I'll be a dentist." "I'm here for my appointment" "Did you book in with Karen first?" "No?" "Please leave, I'm very busy."
@UrbanDouchebag: Book Of Tim, 3:13. Behold, the lord said unto them, leave not your nachos unattended for quickly they become the spoils of thieving women.
@decentbirthday: Some lady just wrong-number texted me so I tried being funny but I think I scared her off from going to brunch