@SilverKick: My eyes are brown with tiny flecks of narcissism.
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@UnFitz: Some cultures fear that when someone takes your photograph they steal your soul. You should be fine, though.
@Shower4Thought: I wonder if a murderer has ever crossed my path, contemplated murdering me, and then thought "nah".
@LeslieInMpls: I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look...that one is shaped like an idiot".