@SilverKick: My eyes are brown with tiny flecks of narcissism.
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@Awesomemom10: Wow, I must look really hot tonight working out, everyone is totally staring at me. *walking on treadmill with a candy bar and a Pepsi
@TheThomason: Professor X gets a lot of credit as a progressive considering his solution to a race conflict was "give them their own school."
@DecantAndPour: I always keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge just in case anyone wants a black coffee.