@SilverKick: My eyes are brown with tiny flecks of narcissism.
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@Contwixt: The day we decided such footwear would be called "flip-flops" was not our most creative moment.
@ReeseButCallMeV: OMG I forgot to read my horoscope and now I have no idea what life has in store for me today!!!!!!
@PLATINUM2000: Who said chivalry is dead, I open the door at least a hundred times a day for my cat and dogs.
@DCpierson: A warlock cursed me to forever be standing in line behind people trying to remember the name of a movie, and I know exactly what movie it is