@neerjagurnani: "My eyes are up here" ~ The last words heard by any guy who checked Medusa out.
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@Reverend_Scott: Apparently you can't make a baby by adding water to baby powder, so don't waste your time.
@vlowgoes: My garden has produced some sick beets, some smashing pumpkins and some red hot chili peppers. We go on tour in the fall.
@david8hughes: [soldier dying in my arms] Soldier: tell my wife- Me: dude I'm already giving messages for 3 guys. Just wait until she dies & tell yourself