@neerjagurnani: "My eyes are up here" ~ The last words heard by any guy who checked Medusa out.
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@NervousJr: Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep.
@imadepoopstoday: Walk up to someone drinking coffee and ask them if their coffee tastes different today. Then smile and walk away.