@neerjagurnani: "My eyes are up here" ~ The last words heard by any guy who checked Medusa out.
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@huntigula: I try not to get political on twitter, but cinderella's step mom was a real piece of shit
@mishakey: I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer.
@SondraDeeMe: [sex in car] ME: Remember when you could do this without fear of strangers watching? BF: Yes UBER DRIVER: Would you like a water?