@neerjagurnani: "My eyes are up here" ~ The last words heard by any guy who checked Medusa out.
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@Smug_Lemur: Forgot I started my stopwatch. It's now been 139:27.05 since I wondered how long it takes me to run five miles.
@HiddleDeeDee: 7: Mama, are you lonely when we go to bed? Me: (Handle this like a great mom. Get the look off your face. Don't laugh.) Of course, sweetie.
@jakefromstfarm3: If you are farther than me in candy crush I will automatically think you are smarter than me.
@KentWGraham: Why don’t the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?