@ClichedOut: My eyesight is good, but my strongest sense is non.
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@_TeaChap: I went on a date last night!nIt went really well...up until the moment the couple realized I was following them & promptly called the cops.
@man_spach: When my cats look out the window at another cat I like to pretend they're judging and disparaging it with little British accents.
@2tickytacky: "You've lost some weight." sounds suspiciously like "You were a disgusting fatso before, but I was too nice to say so.".