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@LoveNLunchmeat: My eyesight is just terrible since having kids. I'm always seeing double. It's a nightmare!

Optometrist: Ma'am you have identical twins...

My eyesight is just terrible since having kids. I’m always seeing double. It’s a nightmare!

Optometrist: Ma’am you have identical twins…

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