@TheTweetOfGod: Since yesterday was the National Day of Prayer, today must be the National Day of Disappointment.

@QwertyJones3: "Wearing horizontal stripes will make you look bigger and really stand out." Young Waldo: (whispering) Some day I'll prove you wrong.

@Vice_Queen: The last time anything got banged on my bed, it was my little toe against the leg.

@jaggings: Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I'm very disappointed with all of you.

@shkeeber: Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana BATMAN! Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana BATMAN! -Me, sorting through my grandma's mail.