@daemonic3: Joined our neighborhood watch program. There's 30 of us though so I only get to wear it like 1 day a month. :(
@thestlouisan: A young cephalopod breaks from the school.
Swimming mightily, he strives to avoid becoming calamari.
He has [looks at camera] squid goals.
@5hael: My ceiling fan has three setting:
- very slow
- slow
- I'm about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident
@KevinFarzad: If you like someone and don't know if they like you, just sue them and then ask them under oath if they think you're cute.
@Cpin42: Have you found them?
"Not yet, sir.”
THEY'RE MUTANT TURTLES THAT DO KARATE. HOW HARD COULD IT BE?
"They wear tiny masks, sir.”
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