@meganamram: My face is very symmetrical...over the x-axis :(
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@EricMarten: It must have been really strange for Jesus to be the only white guy in the entire Middle East.
@Kali_Mura: Me: Dark Lord, I am your devoted servant. Please accept this sacrifice as proof of my -- Satan: I have a girlfriend.
@AimeeHelene1: Me: *braids girl's hair* Girl: *turns around, terrified* Me: The movie was boring me... *leans back in seat* *eats popcorn*