@meganamram: My face is very symmetrical...over the x-axis :(
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@DaddyJew: 7: can I have a pop tart? Me: we're going to eat dinner soon 7: this will be my dinner Me: fine but at least have a strawberry one
@DRUNKdadding: You know when your cat looks at your kids like "thanks to you I've been out of food for 3 days and nobody's noticed" .....?
@simoncholland: People who think this giraffe is taking forever to give birth have never listened to my daughter tell a story.