@pmclellan: My family doctor says "you really need to lose weight," and my witch doctor says "moh ki kaa raa." I think I'll just moh ki kaa raa tbh.
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@usermcuserface: I'm not a violent person, but I'd happily throat punch the person that decided baby clothes needed a minimum of 20 buttons.
@ClichedOut: What should we call our new store? "Will we sell pottery?" No. "Is it in a barn?" No. "Let's go with Pottery Barn." Hell, I love it Carl.