My family doesn't have a swear jar, but we do have a totes perf jar. If you say totes or perf, we throw a jar at you

@jergarl: The Wizard of Oz is my favorite children's book that teaches us that it's ok to steal shoes from someone as long as they're dead.

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@JermHimselfish: Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can't remember the lyrics.

@flaskofwhiskeyy: Whoever said "out of sight, out of mind" has never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

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@Tuna_Lover: I'm not a Doctor, but I played one until I got arrested.

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@Tinkerbell_: There's no such thing as coincidence? I'm confused. If there is no such thing why did they name it? Coincidence? I think not Xx

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