@heatherlou_: My family keeps bringing up my felony like I'm afraid to commit another one.
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@TallDarkHandsy: Told my 4 yo that his hamster died and that was in heaven with God. 4yo: Why would God want a dead hamster?
@click4amanda: Why do they write PIZZA all over the box???? what else could possibly be in there???
@SlabBaconBP: My son curses like I make love. He has no idea how to do it and someone usually yells at him and tells him to stop before he's finished.