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@Prince_Madness1: My family tree is a Cactus........
Full of pricks !
@DaddyJew: What the hell do you mean Buzzfeed isn't a reliable news source, it knew exactly what kind of pancake I'd be
@MafiaJoker78: *Opens fortune cookie*
~You just ate cat, you thought was beef.
@JanineEB4: People should come with disclaimers like:
May cause drowsiness or
Will end up sleeping w/your bf or
May induce homicidal ideations
@Lisa_Laughs_: I'm fresh out of hopes and dreams. Can I interest you in despair and disappointments?
@JohnLyonTweets: *watches Beauty and the Beast*
*looks at dirty dishes in sink*
WASH YOURSELVES AND SING TO ME!