@Robert_Beau: My family tree is a cactus, we're all pricks.
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@AdmiralAkbrown: The trouble with cops is if one's a douchebag you can't ask to speak to a manager.
@RobElliottComic: Me: congrats! Are you pregnant? Her: (awkwardly) Noooo... Me: *panics* do you wanna be? -great save- thanks brain