@ericsshadow: My fashion sense has been described as "They probably won't let you in like that" and "Are those your pajamas?"
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@KalvinMacleod: I have Facebook like reflexes. "Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?" *throws a book and hits you right in the face*
@Shock_Monster: Nurse: It's just a little prick.. Me: That's what my gf said! N: Ha M: Haha N: HAHA M: HAHAHA! N: You don't have a gf, do you? M: No.
@Petote: Just because I am an Italian American doesn't mean my family is in the mob.... It means we used to be.