@OBiiieeee: my father died in a conga line and so shall i
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@NATxHAN: Had a 6" sammich from subway today, and it totally didn't fill me up. I get it now ladies, and I'm so, so sorry.
@fixyourcompass: My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'Star Wars'. I said: May divorce be with you...
@MaryKoCo: I'm not "rich." Actually, it depends on how you define wealth. If you're talking about money, relationships, or happiness, then no still
@pleatedjeans: *gets down on 1 knee* OMG *puts 2nd knee down* WHAT? *lays on floor* JIM? *snake noises* WHAT ARE YOU DOING? *slithers out of relationship*