@OBiiieeee: my father died in a conga line and so shall i
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@thenoahkinsey: I am AWFUL at picking up if a woman is into me. Even if one said, "I want to do you." I'd respond, "What do you mean? Like an impression?"
@just1fool: Who, me? Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
@AristotlesNZ: Me: I said no cookies! 4yo: I forgot. Maybe I have amnesia! Me: How'd you get amnesia? 4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..