@Terdoh: My father put a lot of pressure on me as a child. He used to say stuff like "You're five years old? When I was your age I was six!"
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@myles_morrison: Whenever your girlfriend tells you she's on her period remember not to say things like "that explains it."
@bitterlittleman: i saw this and everything about it annoyed me so i'm posting it in hopes that it annoys you too
@MunkMania: I called 5 a nerd and she started crying. When I explained it was a good thing and that I was a nerd, she started crying harder.
@ThingsDrakeDo: Drake the type of dude who eat two gummy bears at the same time so they don't die alone.