@amydillon: My favorite game with the kids is one where I play dead until they go around to their dad's side of the bed and wake him up.
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@hpb777: I'm at my most British when the Benny Hill theme song plays while I'm half naked & being chased by my TC's wife who found me in his closet.
@chuuew: HER: OMG Thats not going to fit HIM: Just relax. I'll go slow HER: If you're sure... HIM: [severely damages surrounding cars while parking]
@iAmDelFreaky: Haha! My mom said I can't use my phone at the dinner table. I'm a grown... This is Del's mom, he'll be back after he eats his dinner.
@iamspacegirl: [Drive-thru] CRONUS: Yes- I'll have the bucket of popcorn children Intercom: *crackling* Popcorn chicken, sir? CRONUS: omg what did I say