@novicefather: My favorite hobby is pretending to be surprised when my credit card is declined.
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@shanethevein: Women have all the answers to all your questions.nnnAnd you don't even have to ask.
@Ygrene: [God Creating Dads] God: Ah, yes. Think I'm done Dads: Hi Done, we're Dads! God: Dads: God: *creates the adjustable thermostat*
@Parentpains: Sorry I can't attend your Facebook event, I'll be busy throwing myself off a cliff that day.