@jonnysun: my favorite hobby is reading a book by a fireplace in a cabin in the woods. in other words, my favorite hobby is being threatening to trees
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@TheMichaelRock: You couldn't hold an intelligent conversation if I duct taped one to your hands.
@noog: If you watch Wall-E backwards its about a little robot that would rather live alone forever than deal with fat people.